I don’t care how you faked it. I wanna know why.
"To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others."
This makes me so happy, so incredibly happy
from my rotten body flowers will grow
and I am in them, and that is eternity
every guy thinks their dick is big and every girl thinks their eyebrows are great
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.